Nerves.

It's absolutely terrifying when you leave a site that you know and love in search of a new place to post your nonsensical rants.

Unfortunately I had to leave through necessity; the old site I wrote on is slowly but surely disappearing and shutting down. The owner has decided it's not worth his time/money to continue updating so I was among the first to up and leave.
I'd rather start here, where no one will know who I am and will probably never ever read anything that I post here than watch as everything I had posted gets removed by scripts so old the dinosaurs were complaining about it. I removed everything myself. From the internet, anyway. I have a lovely little folder containing everything I've ever written, rants, reviews, random short stories, random LONG stories: everything.

I'm going to put this warning in several different places throughout everything I post; If swearing, ranting and sarcasm offends you in any way, shape or form, I suggest you take your ass and leave.

Anyway.

So, this is new. To me. I know how popular it is and it was a huge draw between this and livejournal. I know how to use livejournal which put it in the lead for a long time. I've had a livejournal that I used for many years. Pulling far ahead, LJ, well done.

Then I realised I had one of these attached to my gmail.
Sneaky, blogger, but I like it.

Ultimately it was the simpleness of the app that I downloaded onto my phone. I know that LJ has one, too, but I didn't have to search through mountains of email for a password long forgotten or take the time to make a new one. I'm impatient like that.

So, blogger won out.
Yay, blogger.

If swearing, ranting and sarcasm offends you: leave.
Seriously, no one is making you read anything.

Though if you do read something in the near future then I suggest it be Sarah J Maas' Throne of Glass and its sequel Crown of Midnight. Hell, even read the novellas.
A review will be posted as soon as I write one.

Can you tell I'm nervous? I think I'm hiding it well but I know me so I can tell that I am.

I'm going to run away now.
Books to buy, ice to slide on, coffee to drink.

Ciao.

PS. If anyone actually reads this and would like to offer help, I am more than willing to accept it.
I mean help in any way; who to follow, how to make this all fancy-pants, what to read, what to play, what to watch, anything. Thanks!